While in most cases, your package is probably totally normal, there are a few seemingly common health conditions that could be cause for concern. If you experience anything on this list, you should talk to your doc ASAP. You notice a reddish, velvety swath of skin on the shaft of your penis, just below the head. It could just be a little bit of chafed skin, you think. If discovered early enough, a topical treatment or superficial surgery could take care of it. But if you wait too long, part — or all!
Although porn would have us believe otherwise, the average penis size , when erect, is only 4. Minds, everywhere, are being blown, I know. The average penis is smaller than you think. But what even counts as a small penis?
A phallus is a penis especially when erect ,  an object that resembles a penis, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. In art history a figure with an erect penis is described as ithyphallic. Any object that symbolically—or, more precisely, iconically—resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallus; however, such objects are more often referred to as being phallic as in " phallic symbol ". Such symbols often represent fertility and cultural implications that are associated with the male sexual organ, as well as the male orgasm. The Hohle phallus, a 28,year-old siltstone phallus discovered in the Hohle Fels cave and reassembled in , is among the oldest phallic representations known.
The past two years have been dizzying and highly unpleasant, like a Gravitron at the Ku Klux Klan's semi-annual block party. This is largely because our president, a hunk of boiled hot dog, seems to operate completely at random, without any sort of overarching logic or memory of what he's just done. But what if there was something, some sort of keystone idea or principle, that explained the last two years of domestic politics?